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Welcome to ShortPeopleUnite.com. So, what's considered short? 4'11, 5'1, 5'6? But wait, 5'6 might be tall for a woman, but short for a man. What's the criteria we're using here, then? Does it matter? Short people, you know who you are, because you've heard it all before. 1) Hey, how's the weather down there? 2) Four for dinner, please. And oh, we'll need a high chair for this one here. 3) Can you see over the bar or do you need me to order for you? 4) Are you a member of the Lollipop guild? 5) Are you sure you want an adult small? How about a kid's large? 6) Sorry, I don't think you'll be allowed on this roller coaster. 7) You've got the Keebler Elves fudge cookie recipe, don't you? 8) Those aren't pants, they're shorts. 9) Do you need a boost to get onto that bar stool? 10) Are you sure your feet can touch the pedals? And last but not least, that stupid song, "short people got no reason to live." Well, enough is enough. It's time to unite, short people, and fight back. Let's start a revolution! How? I'm not quite sure. But bumper stickers are a good start, don't you think? It's so grassroots. So buy your bumper sticker today for just $2.00 and slap it on the back of your car, your bike, your book bag, your jacket, wherever you feel like it'll get the best exposure (well, don't go too far with that). Even if you're not short, don't you want to support all the short people out there? Besides, it's only $2.00. And if you don't want one for yourself, why not buy a short friend the sticker? Click here to view a larger image of the sticker. I am currently collecting photos from people of where they've placed their stickers...please email me a photo of where you've placed your sticker and I'll post it here on the site. |